Seriously, Kenneth, What’s The F***ing Frequency??!

KAFKA News Network  (KENTUCKY) —  Local KNN Affiliate Tells KNN, “We Couldn’t Get A Signal. Everything Went Dead. Then Suddenly There Was A Bright Flash Of Light That Almost Blinded One Of The Cameramen, And Then BAM! Just Like That The Signal Was Restored And Instead Of A Completely Empty Room They Were Just THERE!”