---

VEN (HOLLYWOOD) — While the liberal press runs countless hit pieces on Senator John Fetterman (D-PA) after his recent visit with President Trump at Mar-A-Largo, insinuating that the “Beast from Braddock” is suffering from clinical depression and advanced tularemia after suffering a stroke in May, 2022 — even going so far as to characterize his behavior as “bizarre,” “wildly erratic,” and “downright crazy” — Hollywood moguls sees dollar signs where liberal apparatchiks see disaster.

So much so that starting in June — despite the threat of tariffs — filming is set to begin in Newfoundland on the new, highly anticipated indie docudrama Everybody Hates Fetterman, starring Danny DeVito, Billy Bob Thornton, and Conrad Vernon as Fetterman through the ages, Peter Dinklage as Fetterman’s Senior advisor Hugo Drax, Javier Bardem and Selma Hyak as Fetterman’s parents Cosmo and Morticia Addams, and in a surprise move, laugh riot and prop comedian extraordinaire Carrot Top as Mr Fetterman’s undocumented immigrant wife, Gisele Barreto.

As one anonymous Hollywood executive told VEN‘s Senior Entertainment Correspondent J.J. Hunsecker, “This is going to be bigger than Godzilla. Sort of like Myra Breckinridge meets Rocky Horror meets Plan 9 from Outer Space meets The Terror of Tiny Town. It’s going to be a blockbuster!”

Developing . . . .