Making Voodoo Economics Great Again — Trump Hires Baron Samedi as Senior Economic Advisor! Continue reading →
Too Much of a Good Thing Can Be Wonderful! BB Bill Adds Tax Rebates for Tanning, Botox, Cosmetic Surgery! Continue reading →
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BREAKING! Ain’t Nobody’s Business If I Do — Nigeria Gifts Mack Daddy Don 200 Million USD Pimp Mobile! Continue reading →
VEN EXCLUSIVE — New Boffo Star-Studded Fetterman Docudrama Begins Filming in June! Continue reading →
Trump Threatens 100% Tariffs on Eastern European Mail Order Brides, High Tech Incels Lose Their Minds! Continue reading →
Man Shooting 9 Under Par at Augusta Divorces Wife For Waking Him Up to Take Out the Garbage! Continue reading →
BREAKING — Mattel/Trump Tariff Spat Intensifies As ICE Arrests Popular Ken Doll in Long Beach! Continue reading →
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