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Oregon</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://veryersatznews.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/11/hochul-witch.png</image:loc><image:title>hochul-witch</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://veryersatznews.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/11/vote-sweat-shop-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>vote-sweat-shop-2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://veryersatznews.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/11/vote-sweat-shop-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Election 2022 Oregon</image:title><image:caption>Workers check ballots at elections offices in Clackamas County, Oregon, the state's third most populous county south of Portland, Tuesday, May 17, 2022. Many ballots in the county were printed with blurry barcodes, preventing them from being read by voting tabulation machines. Workers, one Democrat and one Republican per pair, are re-recording votes from the blurred ballots on new ballots so they can be read. The problem may cause significant delays in vote-counting in a county that includes parts of two Congressional districts, including one with a competitive Democratic primary. (AP Photo/Gillian Flaccus)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://veryersatznews.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/11/vote-sweat-shop.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Election 2022 Oregon</image:title><image:caption>Workers check ballots at elections offices in Clackamas County, Oregon, the state's third most populous county south of Portland, Tuesday, May 17, 2022. Many ballots in the county were printed with blurry barcodes, preventing them from being read by voting tabulation machines. Workers, one Democrat and one Republican per pair, are re-recording votes from the blurred ballots on new ballots so they can be read. The problem may cause significant delays in vote-counting in a county that includes parts of two Congressional districts, including one with a competitive Democratic primary. 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szrock</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2018-07-13T14:55:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://veryersatznews.com/2018/07/09/still-crazy-after-all-these-years-hillary-looking-for-2020-rematch/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://veryersatznews.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/trump-boxer.jpg</image:loc><image:title>trump boxer</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://veryersatznews.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/hillary-missing-teeth.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hillary missing teeth</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://veryersatznews.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/trump-boxing.jpg</image:loc><image:title>trump boxing</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://veryersatznews.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/hillary-black-eye.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Hillary Clinton delivers remarks during the 2015 Toner Prize for Excellence in Political Reporting award in 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But Jerry, I need a NAME!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://veryersatznews.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/kamala-harris.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Kamala Harris</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://veryersatznews.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/k-harris-willie-brown.jpg</image:loc><image:title>k-harris-willie brown</image:title><image:caption>"No, seriously, Willie -- who do I have to f*** to become President?"</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-06-28T13:11:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://veryersatznews.com/2018/06/27/exclusive-second-immigrant-child-dies-after-forced-to-dance-the-hokey-pokey-for-five-days-straight/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://veryersatznews.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/judy-freedom.png</image:loc><image:title>Judy Freedom</image:title><image:caption>VEN's Jean Brodie reacts to immigrant children being decapitated by ICE 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And we're gonna make sure you actually MEET one!  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Jong Il moves past Dongjingcheng, Heilongjiang province, China, Monday, Aug. 30, 2010. 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cbc</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://veryersatznews.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/trumpstate-of-the-union-congressional-black-caucus.jpg</image:loc><image:title>trump=state-of-the-union-congressional-black-caucus</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://veryersatznews.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/schumer-sotu.png</image:loc><image:title>schumer SOTU</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2018-02-01T18:11:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://veryersatznews.com/2018/02/01/thats-when-the-heartache-begins-are-dreamers-the-new-insomniacs/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://veryersatznews.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/siesta-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>siesta-1</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://veryersatznews.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/pelosi-nuts.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pelosi-nuts</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://veryersatznews.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/mugshot-dreamer.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mugshot-dreamer</image:title><image:caption>Senior Gonzales, despierto toda la noche!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://veryersatznews.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/dreamer2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dreamer=2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://veryersatznews.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/daca-protest.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DACA PROTEST</image:title><image:caption>Tricia Sarmiento, of Albany, center, gathers with other protesters during a rally on Mission and Seventh Streets in San Francisco, Calif., on Tuesday, Sept. 5, 2017. The rally was held in response to President Trump's phasing out of the Deferred Action for Childhood Arrivals (DACA) program over the next six months. (Jane Tyska/Bay Area News Group)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://veryersatznews.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/ms-13-gang-member-640x480.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>MS-13-gang-member-640x480</image:title><image:caption>Senior Gonzales, despierto toda la noche!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://veryersatznews.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/daca_protest_090517gn6_lead.jpg</image:loc><image:title>daca_protest_090517gn6_lead</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2018-02-01T16:29:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://veryersatznews.com/2018/01/31/every-time-i-look-at-trump-i-fall-in-love-again/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://veryersatznews.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/pelosi-trump-sotu1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pelosi trump 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kreme</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://veryersatznews.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/pillbury-doughboy-50-featured-800x400.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Pillbury-Doughboy-50-featured-800x400</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://veryersatznews.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/ringding.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ringding</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://veryersatznews.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/popeyes-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>popeyes-2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://veryersatznews.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/popeyes.jpg</image:loc><image:title>popeyes</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://veryersatznews.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/michelle-obama-writing.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Michelle Obama writing</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2018-01-31T17:15:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://veryersatznews.com/2018/01/31/why-we-loved-the-national-lampoon/</loc><lastmod>2018-01-31T07:32:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://veryersatznews.com/2018/01/29/dark-satanic-mills-or-brave-new-world/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://veryersatznews.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/mill1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mill</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://veryersatznews.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/pioneers.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pioneers</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://veryersatznews.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/miners.jpg</image:loc><image:title>miners</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2018-01-29T20:12:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://veryersatznews.com/2018/01/29/are-dreamers-the-new-french-canadians/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://veryersatznews.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/mill.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mill</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://veryersatznews.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/2013-07-fine-art-new-england-58-manchester-lego-mill.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2013-07-fine-art-new-england-58-manchester-lego-mill</image:title><image:caption>Hurry to El Norte, where a life of abundance awaits you!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://veryersatznews.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/speedo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>speedo</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://veryersatznews.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/air-fresh.jpg</image:loc><image:title>air fresh</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://veryersatznews.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/iroc.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IROC</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://veryersatznews.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/frog-pnd.jpg</image:loc><image:title>frog pnd</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://veryersatznews.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/the-dumbest-tattoos-canadas-top-artists-have-been-asked-to-ink-body-image-1443631132.jpg</image:loc><image:title>the-dumbest-tattoos-canadas-top-artists-have-been-asked-to-ink-body-image-1443631132</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://veryersatznews.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/mexican-crotch-ggrabbers.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mexican crotch ggrabbers</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2018-01-29T18:35:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://veryersatznews.com/2018/01/28/fee-fie-fo-fum-don-trumpiggins-and-the-unenchanted-bean-stalk/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://veryersatznews.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/jack-and-the-beanstalk-2015-11-12-100525-e1517157902480.jpg</image:loc><image:title>jack-and-the-beanstalk-2015-11-12-100525</image:title><image:caption>DREAMERs entering El Norte illegally via the never-ending magic bean stalk!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://veryersatznews.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/jack-beanstalk.jpg</image:loc><image:title>jack beanstalk</image:title><image:caption>Illegal immigrant beholds the dream of no trabajar más and free everything in El Norte!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-01-28T22:54:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://veryersatznews.com/2018/01/24/meg-texas-tower-whitman-to-take-over-reins-at-newtv/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://veryersatznews.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/megwhitman.jpg</image:loc><image:title>megwhitman</image:title><image:caption>Stop Me Before I Kill Again!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://veryersatznews.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/mean-meg-whitman1-470x313.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mean-meg-whitman1-470x313</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2018-12-30T05:39:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://veryersatznews.com/2018/01/24/davos-update-germanys-merkel-declares-2018-year-of-the-untermenschen/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://veryersatznews.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/merkel-davos.jpg</image:loc><image:title>merkel-davos</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2018-01-24T18:50:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://veryersatznews.com/2018/01/23/mismanagement-melodrama-fbi-loses-hoover-dillinger-correspondence/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://veryersatznews.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/prettyboyfloyd01.jpg</image:loc><image:title>PrettyBoyFloyd01</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://veryersatznews.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/purvis-hoover.jpg</image:loc><image:title>purvis hoover</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://veryersatznews.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/hoover-tolson.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hoover-tolson</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://veryersatznews.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/dillinger.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dillinger</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://veryersatznews.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/8ca071acb0937ce4e4713a3009084f9b-postal-code-letter-pictures.jpg</image:loc><image:title>8ca071acb0937ce4e4713a3009084f9b--postal-code-letter-pictures</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2018-01-23T16:51:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://veryersatznews.com/2018/01/22/remember-santa-anna-dems-double-down-on-support-for-illegals-over-citizens/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://veryersatznews.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/soul-train-line-image-08.jpg</image:loc><image:title>soul-train-line-image-08</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://veryersatznews.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/an-example-of-the-illegal-aliens-obama-is-allowing-into-america.jpg</image:loc><image:title>an-example-of-the-Illegal-Aliens-Obama-is-allowing-into-America</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://veryersatznews.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/make-american-mexico1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>make american mexico</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2018-01-22T16:38:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://veryersatznews.com/2018/01/22/real-change-hijo-de-fidel-to-make-cuba-11th-canadian-provence/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://veryersatznews.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/margaret-trudeau-fidel-castro.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Trudeau, Castro</image:title><image:caption>Local Input~ Margaret Trudeau smiles as Cuban President Fidel Castro holds her youngest son Michel after the Trudeaus arrived in Havana, Cuba, Jan.26, 1976. (CP PHOTO/Fred Chartrand) ORG XMIT: 3279459</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://veryersatznews.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/iseler-singers.jpg</image:loc><image:title>iseler singers</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://veryersatznews.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/beaulieu.jpg</image:loc><image:title>beaulieu</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://veryersatznews.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/parti-quebec.jpg</image:loc><image:title>parti-quebec</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://veryersatznews.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/baraoca.jpg</image:loc><image:title>baraoca</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://veryersatznews.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/trudeau-castro.jpg</image:loc><image:title>trudeau-castro</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2018-01-22T15:13:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://veryersatznews.com/2018/01/20/che-mala-fortuna-italians-rediscover-fibonacci-but-are-they-in-time/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://veryersatznews.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/italian-women-passionate1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>italian-women-passionate1</image:title><image:caption>four teenage girls at a cafÃ©</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://veryersatznews.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/rabbits-fib.jpg</image:loc><image:title>rabbits-fib</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://veryersatznews.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/migrants-italy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>migrants italy</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://veryersatznews.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/fibonnaci.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>fibonnaci</image:title><image:caption>portrait de Leonardo Fibonacci (1170- 1245 ). (Leonard de Pise). mathmaticien Italien.&#13;©MP/Leemage</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://veryersatznews.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/massimo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Massimo</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2018-01-20T21:43:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://veryersatznews.com/2018/01/20/alto-en-nombre-de-la-decencia-wise-latina-supreme-chokes-on-goat-ear/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://veryersatznews.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/goats-in-house1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>goats in 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shepard</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://veryersatznews.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/faun.jpg</image:loc><image:title>faun</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2018-01-18T19:52:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://veryersatznews.com/2018/01/18/knowing-is-not-enough-we-must-apply-willing-is-not-enough-we-must-do/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://veryersatznews.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/german-migrants.jpg</image:loc><image:title>german migrants</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://veryersatznews.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/moslem-netherlands.jpg</image:loc><image:title>moslem 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pinata</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2018-01-17T23:40:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://veryersatznews.com/2018/01/15/nuke-alert-button-hit-in-gay-assignation-gone-wrong/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://veryersatznews.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/no-threat.jpg</image:loc><image:title>no threat</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://veryersatznews.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/missile-takeoff.jpg</image:loc><image:title>missile 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Bill Clinton and Hilary Clinton seen walking their dogs together in East Hampton</image:title><image:caption>EXCLUSIVE: Bill Clinton and Hilary Clinton seen walking their dogs.
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Pictured: Hilary and Bill Clinton
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Picture by: matt agudo / Splash News&lt;BR /&gt;
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Los Angeles:	310-821-2666&lt;BR /&gt;
New York:	212-619-2666&lt;BR /&gt;
London:	870-934-2666&lt;BR /&gt;
photodesk@splashnews.com&lt;BR /&gt;
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Barack Obama walks  through the Rose Garden of the White House with National Security Advisor Tom Donilon, April 14, 2011. 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